Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Second Best Guest Post Ever!

I've decided to let the Englishman my husband Matthew take over the blog again today!
He had so much fun last time and really loved all of your responses.
 I almost had him convinced to start his own travel blog,
but with a job change and finishing his next novel he just doesn't have the time.
I hope you don't mind if he tries out his writing chops here every so often.

Thanks for all your kind comments to my last guest post.  They inspired me to write another!

I mentioned I’d been to 104 countries, as defined by the Travellers Century Club.  I also said that the club had a rather liberal view on the definition of a country, which it defines as a place that is geographically or culturally distinct.  So Alaska and Hawaii count separately from the USA (which brings me down to 102 countries…).  Crete counts as well as Greece (101…).  The Canary Islands and the Balearic Islands are distinct from Spain (99…).  Sicily is distinct from Italy (98…).  Prince Edward Island is distinct from Canada (which is fairly silly, considering Newfoundland isn’t.  97…)

I'm not in Kansas anymore.  This is Alaska.

These liberal rules are designed to make it easier for people to qualify for the club, which is something the TCC openly admits on their website.  But the club is onto something.  Some countries bring together very diverse regions under one flag.  Russia is one country, but Vladivostok is very distinct from Moscow (as well as being 5,684 miles away!).

So I lose more “countries”, even though they are interesting and distinct places in their own right.  The 7 emirates in the United Arab Emirates count separately, so having been to Abu Dhabi and Dubai I lose another one (96…).  Bali counts separately from Indonesia (95…).  The Asian and European parts of Turkey count separately (94…)  Sabah is distinct from Malaysia (93…).

One of Sabah's residents.
You might think that the United Nations membership list is a better, more definitive list.  There are 193 members of the United Nations, of which I’ve visited 78.  Not bad…  But did you know that the United Nations excludes “countries” like Taiwan, Vatican City, the Cook Islands and the Cayman Islands, all of which are surely distinct enough to count as countries?  Which would bring me up to 82.

The Cayman Islands were quite nice.  Felt like a country to me!

 The United Nations also excludes territories which are self-governing, but aren’t fully independent.  Territories such as Gibraltar, Jersey, Hong Kong, Macau, Guam, Puerto Rico, the US Virgin Islands, Aruba and Curacao.  Which would bring me up to 91.

Did you know Puerto Rico recently voted to pursue Statehood?  They'll have to squeeze another star on the Stars & Stripes!
 And how about the Island I live on?  Should you count just the United Kingdom (as the UN does), or should I count England, Scotland and Wales as separate countries?  I do, which brings me back to 93!

Wales? Or Scotland?  Or New Zealand?

I wouldn’t want you to feel that I was overanalysing this whole country count thing!  I am an accountant, after all, and I do have a spread sheet which tracks this all.  It also tells me that I’ve taken 532 flights in my life, covering 972,650 miles.  But I’ll save that for another post!


Have I mentioned that I'm married to a mathematical savant?
You can imagine how much fun shopping is with the human calculator.  ::sarcasm face::

Thanks for the guest post, Darling!!

Do you have spreadsheets, too?
If you do, will you admit it?



30 comments:

  1. I married an accountant too. Everything he does is in numbers. It's useful sometimes!
    I love this post from your lovely man. I meant to comment on the last post he wrote, but must have read it on my email and then never come back. I'm going to have a look at the TCC list and see how many I've been too. Not nearly as many as I should have, is the answer to that question!

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  2. How interesting that countries are counted all these different ways, what my husband and I always disagree on is what exactly counts as being there. After we had a five hour layover in New York he said it counted because when we changed terminals he stepped foot on land that was outside of the terminal so therefore he has been to New York!

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  3. Thanks Matt for sharing a great post with us again! I really enjoyed reading it.

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  4. love it! my husband and i are both accountants (fun dinner table, much?), so we use excel for our life! everything is put into numbers....'52 hours of uninterrupted A+J time on the weekends!' it's ridic and we know it ;) and i'm totally with you on the UK island....there all so different!

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  5. I can't believe you've kept track of the amount of flights you've taken! You are definitely an accountant! ;o)


    I agree that some places are so culturally different that they seem like they should be two different countries. I've never experienced that more than when I was in India. Mumbai and Darjeeling? Not even remotely similar.


    For the record, I count England, Scotland, and Wales as three separate countries, too. :o)

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  6. Wow you've been around lol!
    England, Scotland and Wales ARE seperate countries.

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  7. First...I've never heard the word emirate before.
    Second...nary a spreadsheet in this house, but I do have some of those old ledger books I bought on a clearance table at an office equipment store. They are falling apart, but I love that paper!
    Third...I hope I can figure out how to comment on your blog, without always being anonymous...it annoys me! So I'm going to sign this just in case....

    Cindy Bee or Cindy Bindy!
    www.thebeeladyfromhilltopfarm.blogspot.com

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  8. Is there a difference how TCC defines "visiting a country"? Does a layover in an airport count, or must one see at least one landmark? We drove through Germany to get from France to Luxembourg, and stopped to stretch our legs on the autobahn. I've spent time in Germany previously, but would this count for my two sons?

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  9. If anything, Quebec is a different country than Canada - The difference between Quebec and any other Canadian province is much greater than the difference between PEI (just because it's a separate island? wouldn't Victoria be considered separate from BC then? haha). I mean, they have an entirely different language....odd rules this club has. All the same, you've been to so many amazing places! Love that you keep a spreadsheet, Maybe I'll start one of those....
    (By my count, I've been to 10 countries. sad, in comparison! haha).

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  10. It made me sad that the number kept going up and down. technicalities!!

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  11. I wish I had a spreadsheet!! I only keep count of the number of flights I've taken, which is 41. One of these days I might calculate how many miles I've covered :) Yes, this is my idea of fun, and I'm not an accountant :O

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  12. The spreadsheet idea is brilliant... to be honest I have no idea where I've been!

    http://lasaloperie.blogspot.com

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  13. I will openly admit ( heck I'd even distribute) my travel spreadsheets. But I don't track the same things as you I must say. Just rely on apps like Tripit or Tripadvisor to track my travel. You're so well traveled! I am envious.

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  14. This post had me chuckling the whole way through! Counting them all off like that is something I would do :)

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  15. Thanks Bailie (I've worked out this Disqus thing!!!) The TCC is equally liberal about what counts as "been" - they try to make it as easy as possible to qualify. So New York would definitely count. But even Selena and I disagree on what counts... We recently took a train from Switzerland to Austria which passed through Lichtenstein (which took about 10 minutes). I count it, Selena doesn't!

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  16. Thanks Amy. How did you do on the TCC list?

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  17. Its good to be married to someone who can understand quite how funny those shareholders' fund reconciliations can be!
    If a "country" fields a "national" football team I think that's a country for me.

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  18. The TCC splits India into 3 - India, Kasmir and Sikkim, but could split it into 20.
    Making the list of flights did take some time I will admit, and I needed my parent's help with the older ones. I've kept 90% of the boarding passes too, which made it easier (but that's another post entirely!)

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  19. Scotland has a referendum on whether to become completely independent next year, so I agree!

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  20. Thanks Cindy. Looks like we've both worked out how to use Disqus!

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  21. The TCC is trying to make money, so they make it as easy as possible to qualify. So any contact with the country would qualify! I count Cyprus and Pakistan, even though the planes I were on only stopped to refuel and I didn't even leave my seat during my visit to the country! Very liberal I know.
    Looking at it the other way, I count China although I only spent a day on a bus driving around the countryside the other side of the Hong Kong border. There's no way I've "seen" China, although I have "been" there.

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  22. I think you're absolutely right - separating PEI is one of the oddest anomalies of the club. Keep counting!

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  23. Hi Tanja - a good project for a rainy weekend. I use www.webflyer.com to work out the mileage - half way down the left side of the homepage is a link to Mileage Calculator - you can put in the airport codes of each flight and it will tell you the distance between the airfields.

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  24. I'm sometimes not sure where I am! Thanks Isa

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  25. Thanks HEAB! Every trip I do I think about reporting about it on Tripadvisor, but I never quite get round to it. You think its worth doing?

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  26. It's a disease I fight with each day, Sara! Thanks

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  27. Thanks - I just need to get to 100 UN members and I can stop worrying about it!

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  28. Now you've got me wanting to count mine!! For that I would DEFINITELY need the assistance of my parents.

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  29. Thanks! This made me very happy. And the result? 99 000 km. One of these days I'll count the countries (according to TCC) I've visited too, but it's not even going to be near 100. Maybe 30. I hope.

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